It seems Donald Trump’s leasing of the Old Post Office to become a luxury hotel in 2016 came with a few caveats. The Washington Times reported the lease banned:

No strip joints (though adult entertainment can be seen on hotel room TVs.) No adult video or book stores. No escort services.

Man, what are people going to do in that hotel?

No flea markets, furniture stores, blood banks, dentists, pawn shops, bail bondsmen, Laundromats, Navy-Army surplus, tattoo parlors or auto parts stores.

And no fish and bait shops.